slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Jul 24 16:19 ( 21690 )

I know the argument. I know the logic. You’re saying you need my vote. I’m saying you can’t have it.

Jul 24 15:22 ( 542 )

wdya:

avatar’s most powerful scenes → the blue spirit

"Do you think we could have been friends too?"

Jul 24 3:50 ( 32287 )

ifimeanalottoyou:

Drugs Under The Microscope by Sarah Shönfeld

Jul 24 2:53 ( 158621 )

whiskyandoldspice:

i n c r e d i b l e

Jul 24 1:55 ( 104 )

Fangirl Challenge : [4/100] Films » Pride and Prejudice 
Miss Elizabeth. I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past months have been a torment. I came to Rosings with the single object of seeing you… I had to see you. I have fought against my better judgment, my family’s expectations, the inferiority of your birth by rank and circumstance. All these things I am willing to put aside and ask you to end my agony.”

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Jul 23 22:05 ( 45 )

hey friends! sorry i know it’s been dead as dicks on my end around here on account of my laptop charger giving out on me and having to work everyday since last wednesday (saturday will be my first day off since then) (made it a read more to keep huge chunks of text off ur dash xoxo)

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Jul 23 18:41

i just wanna like…..show everyone my boobs now like “hey hi nice to meet you I HAVE PIERCED NIPPLES, WANNA SEE??” and most ppl will be like “please ma’am i know this is a walmart but you can’t just go around falshing your boobs”

Jul 23 1:16

HEY FRIENDS I GOT MY NIPPLES PIERCED TODAY (nsfw obvs)

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Jul 23 1:13 ( 3 )

frvt:

this is how i would want my wikipedia article to end

Jul 22 0:58 ( 11287 )

notquiteluke:

this is some next level british grandma carpeting

Jul 21 14:24 ( 104389 )

iguanamouth:

together at last

Jul 21 13:26 ( 146534 )
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