hey friends! sorry i know it’s been dead as dicks on my end around here on account of my laptop charger giving out on me and having to work everyday since last wednesday (saturday will be my first day off since then) (made it a read more to keep huge chunks of text off ur dash xoxo)

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Jul 23 18:41

i just wanna like…..show everyone my boobs now like “hey hi nice to meet you I HAVE PIERCED NIPPLES, WANNA SEE??” and most ppl will be like “please ma’am i know this is a walmart but you can’t just go around falshing your boobs”

Jul 23 1:16

HEY FRIENDS I GOT MY NIPPLES PIERCED TODAY (nsfw obvs)

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Jul 23 1:13 ( 3 )

frvt:

this is how i would want my wikipedia article to end

Jul 22 0:58 ( 8323 )

notquiteluke:

this is some next level british grandma carpeting

Jul 21 14:24 ( 103446 )

iguanamouth:

together at last

Jul 21 13:26 ( 129011 )
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literallysame:

WHAT

Jul 21 11:31 ( 28015 )

Favorite pictures of Patrick Stump: 2-3/?

Jul 21 10:34 ( 3348 )
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tags: #babes
Jul 21 8:38 ( 207550 )

protodan:

Jul 21 7:41 ( 106383 )
…ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ﹐ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ ᴡᴀs ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ.
Jul 21 6:43 ( 7527 )

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

two dads tell their adopted son that he is adopted

he looks at them and bursts into tears

"i thought you were my fathers … but you were just faux pas"

i am happy this post is getting notes because we need more queer representation in awful jokes

fight for social justice today; add lgbtqia people to shitty horrible groan-inducing life-ruining puns

Jul 21 5:45 ( 42698 )

An Infinite List of Favorite Collections - Paolo Sebastian S/S 2014-15 Haute Couture

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