varsityfrank:

Musician or concerned single mother the world may never know

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petition to rename moon Fuck Orb

orlandobloomers:

please sign

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for yourrainbowisshowing ! i imagine that some dragons wear makeup to make themselves more intimidating - dark red lipstick looks a lot like blood you know

baby-fish-mouth:

cantcontrolthegay:

How To Ask If A Girl Is Gay

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cantcontrolthegay:

How To Ask If A Girl Is Gay

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requested by dorkout

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Murtagh shipping Jamie & Claire 

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rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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d o e s  i t   e v e r   s t o p ?

                            t h e   w a n t i n g   y o u ?

j: every man and woman in the world needs to know how to defend theselves, sassenach. especially those married to a fraser
c: i think i’m more  a w a r e  o f   t h a t  every day.
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"HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake"


Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)
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1x02//1x07

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HW