hey friends! sorry i know it’s been dead as dicks on my end around here on account of my laptop charger giving out on me and having to work everyday since last wednesday (saturday will be my first day off since then) (made it a read more to keep huge chunks of text off ur dash xoxo)
i just wanna like…..show everyone my boobs now like “hey hi nice to meet you I HAVE PIERCED NIPPLES, WANNA SEE??” and most ppl will be like “please ma’am i know this is a walmart but you can’t just go around falshing your boobs”
two dads tell their adopted son that he is adopted
he looks at them and bursts into tears
"i thought you were my fathers … but you were just faux pas"
i am happy this post is getting notes because we need more queer representation in awful jokes
fight for social justice today; add lgbtqia people to shitty horrible groan-inducing life-ruining puns